- What I like the most about my EX, is that it is my EX.
- This year on Halloween, I disguised myself as an EX … That’s scary.
- Back to you? Not that I was an ecologist to walk around recycling.
- Now that I’m happy, I can understand that you let me go because it was too much for you.
- Someday I will tell your children that they could be beautiful but your father did not want me.
Funny and Taunting Status For Ex Boyfriend
Best status To make Ex Boyfriend Jealous
I really do not hold a grudge against you, I just do not keep unnecessary things in my heart.
I am making some changes in my life, if I do not pick up the phone it is that you are one of them.
The important thing is to recognize our mistakes. I, for example, see my ex on the street and I know who he is.
I realized that it was easier to forget you than to wait for you to love me.
I would like you to be my sun, that you were 150,000,000 kilometers away from me.
I Hate You Status and Quotes For Ex Boyfriend
You asked me for time and distance, I thought you wanted to calculate the speed.
My ex taught me many things. One of them was to never again trust an idiot.
My ex became a flea, he’s jumping from bitch to bitch.
It’s not that I hate you. But let’s say that if you’re in a fire and I have water… I drink it.
You can not see the next one, if you’re too busy looking at your ex.